South African eshop - Games & Humour

SA-eshop Games & Humour

We have put together a selection of games for you. Some of them you can play for fun and some for money. Please bear in mind that any of the paying games require you to be over 18 to play, and also NO USA players. The fun ones anyone can join in, If you come across any on the web and would like the included please do mail us: info@sa-eshop.com and we will try to include them for you.

Charity Bingo

We came across this site, and thought it well worth a mention on the Eshop. It has a FREE bingo hall a 10p and 25p room and several slot games starting at 10p. The main difference between this and so many other online Bingo sites is that they donate 50% of their net gaming revenue to Charity. You select your charity category when you sign up, or if you would like to nominate a Charity email them and they will add them to the receiving list, all the Charity needs to do is add a banner to their site.

2. Shouting Duck offers some really cool games to play on your mobile,

BLACKJACK
ROULETTE
HI-LO
SCRATCHCARDS
SLOTS
HORSE RACING

For how to play click here

Superman Returns

As a promo for the Superman movie, this cute game is free to play and very addictive, do yourself a favour though switch the sound off! It starts to seriously drive you mad.

http://hk.promo.yahoo.com/movie/superman/Stop_Press_Game/

SOUTH AFRICAN HUMOUR:

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from over the country:

1) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in the side.
10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very close vowels.
11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) the shits. Words in ()’s were crossed out.
12) Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
15) I kept Billy home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17) Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.
19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21) Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gang-over.
22) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
23) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brot-her had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. These must be something going around, her farther even got hot lasy night.
24) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.